So I Shotgunned a Mountain Dew Kickstart and Went to Work

(Source: hipstergrind, via astralbodyfucker)

  • judge: why did you kill that man
  • me: it's a metaphor
  • judge: oh....ok lol

clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

(via fingerblastbeat)

witchbat:

nerd